A Farmer’s Wife Is In Bed.

A farmer’s wife is in bed when all of a sudden her drunk husband burst through the door with a sheep under his arm

He looks at her and slurs

“I’ve been sleeping with this pig”

She says

“you idiot, that’s not a pig”

He says

“I was talking to the sheep”

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