An Old Man Bought An Expensive Locket. –

  At a jewellery store, an old man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. “Don’t you want her name engraved upon it?” asked the jeweller. The Old man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic steadfastly replied, “No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, … Read more

A Lion Stands Upon His Rock. –

  A lion stands on his rock and lets out a large roar. Immediately, every animal goes up to the lion and crowds around him. “I have heard rumours from one of you,” begins the lion. “I have heard rumours that one of you is trying to take the throne from me, the king of … Read more

A Father And Johnny Went Fishing. –

  A father and Little Johnny went fishing one day. After a couple of hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “How does this boat float?” The father thought for a moment, then replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.” T he boy returned to … Read more

A Guy Was Driving Past A Farm. –

  A guy was driving past a farm one day when he noticed a beautiful horse stood in one of the fields. Hoping to buy the horse, the guy stopped and offered the farmer $500 for it. The farmer said, “Sorry, he’s not for sale. He doesn’t look too good.” The guy said, “He looks … Read more

A Old Man From Alabama Moves To New York. –

  An old man from Alabama moves to New York. He walks into an “Everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. He sits down, greets the manager, and shakes his hand. The manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The man replies, “Yes, I was a salesman back home in Alabama.” … Read more

The Old Man Shows Bikers Who’s Boss. –

  An old man is having breakfast at a diner when three bikers walked in. The first biker puts out his cigarette in the old man’s pancakes. The second biker spits out his tobacco in the old man’s coffee. The third biker takes the entire meal and shoves it off the table. The old man, … Read more

Johnny And Billy Are Walking To The Church. –

  Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying: Little Johnny. “Why don’t you ask the Priest?” So, Billy goes up to the Priest and asks. “Father, may I smoke while I pray?” The Priest replies. “No, my … Read more