A Husband Visited A Marriage Counsellor. –

  A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said: “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it’s different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around … Read more

The Local News Station Was Interviewing An Old Lady. –

  The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation. “He’s a funeral director,” she answered. “Interesting,” the newsman … Read more

A Man Stopped At His Favourite Bar. –

  A man stopped at his favorite bar after a hard days work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket. This continued several times before the man’s curiosity got the … Read more

A Bear Walks Into A Bar. –

  A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “So what are ya having their big fella?” The bear says, “Give me a … beer.” The bartender says, “What’s with the big pause?” The bear throws his arms up in the air and says, “I DON’T KNOW I WAS BORN WITH THEM.” If you … Read more

A Man Walked Into A Restaurant. –

  A man walked into a restaurant and shouted his order aggressively. “Please give me 2 pieces of chicken  and give everyone here 2 pieces of chicken each because when I eat others must eat too” . So the waiter served everybody their food. After they finish eating , the man shouted again “Give me … Read more

An Old Lady Has 3 Grown Up Sons. –

  An old lady has 3 grown-up sons who each bought her a present for her milestone birthday. The first son, who had made it big in life, bought his old mom a beautiful big house. The second son bought his mom a fabulous big car. The third son, knowing his elderly mother was very … Read more

An Elderly Couple Were Going To Bed. –

  An elderly couple were going to bed! The old man was quite sleepy and was trying to sleep when his wife said, “Remember how when we were just married you would hold my hand and wish me good night!” The old man grudgingly extended his hand to hold her hand and say “Good night!” … Read more

The Little Johnny Ask His Mother. –

  “Mummy.” Asked Little Johnny. “Why do you always cut the ends off of the sausages before you put them in the pan?” “Oh, that’s just the way my mother always did it. You’ll have to ask her.” “Granny.” Asked Little Johnny the next time his grandmother visited. “Why do you and Mummy cut the … Read more