Johnny Goes To Talk To His Professor. –

Little Johnny goes to talk to his professor about his grade. The Johnny comes up to the professor, “What is this, why did your grade mean 80?” The professor looks at the exam again, “Yep, an 80 is what you deserve” The Little Johnny takes the exam back and asks “If I’ll bite my own … Read more

A Man That Owned A Giant Gorilla. –

There was once a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d never left it on its own. But eventually he had to go on a business trip and had to leave his gorilla in the care of his next-door neighbour.     So he explained to his neighbour that all he … Read more

A Farmer Lived Alone With His Pet Dog. –

A farmer named Patrick lived alone in the Irish countryside with his pet dog: The dog finally died, and Patrick went to the parish priest, saying.     “Father, my dog died. Could you possibly say Mass for the poor creature?” Father Murphy told the farmer. “No, we can’t have services for an animal in … Read more

A special friend

1. “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. Elbert Hubbard 2. “Hold a true friend with both your hands. Nigerian Proverb 3. “A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Walter Winchell 4. “Friends show their love in times of trouble, … Read more

An Old Golfer Was Hitting His Ball. –

An old golfer was hitting his ball near a water hazard and his club fell into the water. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying? The golfer replied that his club had fallen into the water and that he needed the club to have a chance to win the … Read more

A Lady Walked Into A Pet Shop. –

A lady walked into a pet shop demanding a parrot. The owner of the shop says “We have 2 kinds of parrots, one repeats everything you say & the other thinks for itself” LADY: I think I’ll like the one that thinks for itself” The owner brought out her choice & told her to ask … Read more

A Man Came Home From Work. –

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the … Read more