Present For Husband

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?” “Very good, thank you.” “And, what happened to my present?” “Which present?” She asked. “The one I asked for – an Italian girl,..!!” “Oh, that” she said,   “Well, I did what I could, now we have … Read more

Stop looking for a partner

“Sometimes you just got to stop looking for a partner, focus on your goals and rebuild your life. The right person will eventually find their way to you.” When Two People Are Destined For Each Other, They Will Always Find Their Way Back People often wonder about the course of their lives and the role … Read more

Johnny Was Playing Golf. –

Johnny was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went up to her and said, “Can you please help me, I don’t know what Hole I’m on.”     She told him “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 7; you’re on 6.” He … Read more

Your mother will always accept you

A mother is a person who loves and cares for you. Let these Mother quotes be ones that you share with your Mom, also find wishes for a Happy Mothers Day. and Happy Mother’s day images. Mom’s are special people in our lives.   Mothers give up so much, so that their children can have … Read more

L.Johnny Was Busy Sleeping In The Class. –

Little Johnny was busy sleeping in the class when the lesson was going on. The teacher caught him and asked him. Teacher: Why are you sleeping while I was teaching? You are not listening! Little Johnny: Madam, your voice was so sweet, that’s why I slept off. Teacher: Then why are others not sleeping? Little … Read more

A Mouse Was Running Across A Field.

A little field mouse was running across a field one day when all at once an eagle swooped down and swallowed him whole. After a little while the little mouse was able to work his way through the eagle’s body and stuck his head out of its rear end.     By this time, the … Read more

A Man Enters A Pet Shop. –

A man enters a pet shop. He wants to buy live mice to feed his python. The man saw the cage with a parrot and begins to examine it. At this moment the parrot said, “Your fly is undone.” The man blushed. He looked around if anyone sees him and closed his zipper. The parrot … Read more

In memory of all those who left us too soon

1. “Losing people you love affects you. It is buried inside of you and becomes this big, deep hole of ache. It doesn’t magically go away, even when you stop officially mourning. Carrie Jones 2. “Loving you deeply makes me alive. Missing you keeps me breathing. Remembering you every second of my day makes the … Read more