The Farmer Ordered A New Bull To Mate With The Cows.


Three bulls were standing around the farm yard one day, talking about how the farmer had just bought a new bull.

The first buII, the biggest and strongest of the group, says “He’s in for a surprise when he gets here. I’ll be damned if he thinks he can take any of my 500 cows.”



The second buII chimes in, “I know that’s right. He’s not touching any of my 250 cows.”

The third buII, the youngest of the bunch, pipes up and says “I’ve only been here a year, I know I’m not as big and strong as you guys but I’ve earned my 10 cows and he’s not getting a single one!”



About this time, a large truck pulling a trailer backs in to the ranch and begins to unload a 4,000 pound monster of a bull. He is so big that the steel ramp is bending with every step he takes.



The youngest buII begins huffing and grunting and scraping the ground with his foot. The oldest buII looks at him and says “Son, use your head. Give up a few cows and live to tell about it.”

The youngest buII replies

“Hell, he can have all of my cows, I’m just making sure he knows I’m a bull!”


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