An Old Man Played Golf Every Day. –

  Arthur is 75 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn’t see where it went.” His wife sympathises … Read more

Two Dogs Are Sitting In A Bar. –

  Two dogs are sitting in a bar. The first says, “wanna hear a joke?” The second dog says “sure!” The first dog says “knock knock.” The second says… WOOF WOOF WOOF! WOOD WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!! If you liked this, please share by using the share button below.

The Pastors Wife Bought $250 Dress. –

  The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. “How could you do this!” he exclaimed. “I don’t know,” she wailed. “I was standing in the store looking at the dress. Then I found myself trying it on. It was like the … Read more

A Farmer Has Smart Pig. –

  A farmer is walking with a prospective buyer when they see a beautiful pig in the yard, except it has a wooden leg. The buyer asks, “Why the wooden leg?” The farmer replies, “That pig is so smart, I let it drive the kids to school.” “Great, but why the wooden leg?” “The pig is … Read more

A Shark Swimming Sees A Squid. –

  A shark swimming under a Bridge sees a Squid swimming towards him: “How ya goin’ Squid?” He said. In a feeble voice, the Squid replied. “Not too good Mr Shark.” “Oh, crook are ya?” The shark said. “Yeah, I am.” He said. “Where ya going?” The Shark said. “I was going to North Head, … Read more

An Old Couple Are Flying To Australia. –

  Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. “ “Luckily, I see an … Read more